Barzelletta Precedente

Phrases

 Barzelletta Successiva

Microsoft

  1. Windows found, delete?: (Y)es, (O)ui, (S)i, (J)a!
  2. Windows UKD: Unexplained Keyboard Destructions
  3. Attention!!!You are now installing Win95! your PC will cry soon...
  4. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)lap nearest innocent bystander
  5. "Cannot find 'ding.wav'. Could not play this sound for this event. Do you want to use it anyway?"
  6. "Out of memory to", obviously meaning "Not enough memory to finish the sentance" :-)
  7. A better way to DoubleSpace your disk: DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
  8. ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: ERROR: {SMACK} C:\
  9. "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
  10. DOS Viruscan initiated -- Windows found: Delete? (Y/y)
  11. Strike any user to continue.
  12. Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking.

Various 01

  1. If Noah had used Rar, he could have used a smaller boat.
  2. ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
  3. What aspect of _NO_ dont' you understand?
  4. Commodore: The first myth of management was that it existed...
  5. ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
  6. Talk is Expensive, Silence is Free
  7. one way to be my journey...
  8. Manic+Monday
  9. Faith: You know you're gonna live thru the rain
  10. BEAT YOURSELF BLIND!
  11. Ain't no woman like a woman in love
  12. Janie, don't you take your love to town
  13. exTERMINATing mail with extreme prejudice
  14. This mail is shareware, send me $5
  15. If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!

Various 02

  1. Time flies! I can't, they move too fast!
  2. You can't fool me because I ain't no fool
  3. I'm a 21st Century Schizoid Point!
  4. Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
  5. He said "KUNG FU!". I said "M-16!". He said "Peace Brother!".
  6. Tribble math: * + * = ******************************
  7. 2 + 2 = 3.9856321 -- Pentium docet !!!
  8. Objects in mirror are stupider than they appear.
  9. If you die, I don't
  10. Don't hate yourself in the morning: sleep until noon
  11. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep
  12. Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
  13. Always remember that you're unique - just like everyone else.
  14. Come join the Warner brothers and the Warner sister Dot.
  15. Fatal Database Error #10070: Sysop late for work